Pinch my nipples!
February 28, 2008
So it seems that I’m going to be staying here. No quitting today. I’m probably going to be here for another 2 months atleast. They are kicking me out of my office and I can’t quit. Damn them!
When my boss comes over to tell me himself that he wants me evacuating the office I should start screaming:
“PINCH MY NIPPLES! Pinch my nipples! Quick! Pinch my nipples!”
He’ll then probably freak out and ask me why I’m saying that. And the answer will be:
“BECAUSE, I LIKE TO HAVE MY NIPPLES PINCHED
WHEN I’M BEING SCREWED!!”*
Seriously, here, I get screwed over and over more than a blind, peg-legged, 1 rupee whore in a Bombayan brothel.
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Speaking of nipples, where did all you boobs go? A simple web address change and you all disappear. Wow, you’d all suck at a scavenger hunt – can’t even follow a link, trying to follow clues would probably make your brains explode.
I’ll make it easy for you today, JUST – CLICK – THE – BLUE – WORDS. OKAY?
YOU UNDERSTAND? CLICK. OKAY?
Who’s a good boy? Who? Who? YOU ARE! Good boy!
I like boobies – For Chirp (I may have posted this before), which reminds me: Chirp if you ever go to Slider Station take a look at the diagram of the engine drawn on the wall and look at the last word on the bottom. I put it there just for you!
Audiko – Want a specific section of a song for your ringtone? For those of you that are tekmologically incapable, Audiko is for you.
Barrack Obama is Your New Bicycle
Restroom Poetry -Read this one
Stuff White People Like – Lol , So true!
I will now end this post with the coolest mini-retarded video:
if i go and when i go i will try to remember. actually lets go one day. lets round up the troops and go try it.
i am sick je suis malade :’( .